|This Is What I Look Like Now
||[Dec. 2nd, 2008|02:02 am]
Len Kennedy, Esq.
I’ve been wearing contacts for a few months now, and I’ve once again decided that my goatee looks better with an attached mustache.|
I think the nail in the wall is what really makes this picture:
Finally, a picture in which I am smiling. :)
But be not deceived, all ye who playfully nibble on the fruits and vegetables and crickets in my garden: This Internet is very serious. Very, very serious. `:|
And this was me as a much younger man, back in 1906, when I wrote Novels in Three Lines under the pseudonym Félix Fénéon:
There are more than 1,000 Nouvelles en trois lignes—all published in 1906 in the Paris daily newspaper Le Matin. This is one of them:
“If my candidate loses, I will kill myself,” M. Bellavoine, of Fresquienne, Seine-Inférieure, had declared. He killed himself.